Small town, southern California
Pretty people but I gotta warn ya
They're country as it gets

Divorce - everybody's cheatin'
Rehab - everybody's drinkin'
Welcome to the Wild Wild West


They call it Hollywood
It's not far from Dollywood

Just small towns with a different name
Dysfunctions, dysfunction
No matter what state you come from

It might as well be one and the same
If we said our lives through music
From here and now on

And everybody sang along
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
We'd be singing a country song


Tiny dogs and little bitty purses
Cosmos - everybody nurses

They get as trashed as we do, oh oh
Four kids, different baby daddy
Just hum, caught him with a fatty

That goes down in our town too

They call it Hollywood

It's not far from Dollywood
Just small towns with a different name
Dysfunctions, dysfunction

No matter what state you come from
It might as well be one and the same
If we said our lives through music

From here and now on
And everybody sang along
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song

We'd be singing a country song

Yeah, it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood

It's one big reality show
Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S
All the same, no matter how you dress

What you drive or who you know
We're all stars in this Springer show
There's silicone and breastaline

Blowing up and getting thin
That's what you get when you set foot in


Hollywood
It's not far from Dollywood
Just small towns with a different name

Dysfunctions, dysfunction
No matter what state you come from
It might as well be one and the same

If we said our lives through music
From here and now on
And everybody sang along

We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
We'd be singing a country song


It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
It's one big reality show
Oh yeah, it's back to the W-O-O-D-S

We're all the same, no matter how you dress
We'd sing a country song, oh, a country song
We'd be singing a country song