He's not so good in a crowd
But when you get him alone
You'd be surprised

He isnt much at a dance but then when he takes you home
You'd be surprised
He doesnt look like much of a lover but dont judge a book by it's cover

He's got the face of an angel but he's the devil in his eye
He's such a delicate thing but when he starts into squeese
You'd be surprised

He doesnt look very strong but when you sit on his knee
Whoo Whoo!
You'd be surprised

At a party or at a ball
Ive got to admit he's nothing at all but in a morris chair You'd be surprised
He's not so good in the house but on a bench in the park

You'd be surprised
He isnt much in the light but when he gets in the dark
Oooh! You'd be surprised

I know he looks as slow as the yeary but you dont know the half of it deary! He looks as cold as a eskimo but there's a fire in his !
He doesnt say very much but when he starts to squeese
You'd be surprised

He's not so good at the start but at the end of a week
You'd be surprised
On a street car or in a train you would think he was born with out any brain but in a taxi cab you'd be surprised