My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him
cry.

If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his
toys,
He's just a cry baby boy.


My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.

If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
He's just a cry baby bore.


Chorus:

I don't want to hurt his feelings,

But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby

La, la, la, la, la, la,
He's such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.


(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else


My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real @@#!-a-doodle, he can't even tell you
why.

If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just
died,
He's just a cry baby guy.


(Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear


My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
A @@#!roach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the
blue.

And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the
can,
He's such a cry baby man.


(chorus)


I love a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
He's such a cry baby,

La, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you.