The latest and greatest
Amazing arrival
No conscience no shame

For the game of survival
Theives and villians
And fraudulent swindlers

Gathered in tribute
With masks of respect


A big hand hooray
Oh come all ye trustful
Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

The chairman is speaking

Instructs the apprentice
All faces are turned
To the wizard of sentence

Years of experience
Fall from his tongue
Like teardops to puddles

They ripple among

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischief


This king of the cowboys
Holds fast his deception

Rides their misgivings
To rapturous reception
Calls on the crowd

Of white pointed heads
To check under carpets
(While we're in our beds?)


A big hand hooray
Oh come all ye trustful

Let the band play
A waltz into mischief


A big hand hooray
Oh come all ye trustful
Let the band play

A waltz into mischief

A big hand hooray

Oh come all ye trustful
Let the band play
A waltz into mischief