Scouring through the wasteland
With an uge to take
Anything that comes into view

Only ten more puffs to tea time
I've found eating so time consuming


WIllie, oh Willie she cried
It's time for tea
WIllie, where in hell has he gone

It's time for tea

South of the wateland at your D.I.Y.

The inconsiderate rings his till
Offering plans of easy credit
Claims he'll cause a killing in the school half term


WIllie, oh Willie she cried
It's time for tea

WIllie, where in hell has he gone
It's time for tea


And welly well well well what have I found here
A hiding place made by frigid air
I think I'll try it on and give my mates a scare

They'll all be searching neither here nor there

WIllie, oh Willie she cried

It's time for tea
WIllie, where in hell has he gone
It's time for tea


Long depress of autumn breeze
Sucking on a rubber back teeth

Plays into the hands of the hardware man
Who selfishly "I don't care