Whoa oh

Staggering home everybody sings

All the old songs the @@#!ney routines
All the old women, all the young men
Try changing places then back again


Old man in the morning,
Young man at night

Breakfast full of wisdom
Until you hit the lights


Knock back the drinks , hitch up your skirt
Fall over backwords undo your shirt
Everyone shouting what a terrible state

Age creeping backwards as it gets late

Old man in the morning,

Young man at night
Breakfast full of wisdom
Until you hit the lights


Have a quick short, forget about work
Have a couple more then you go beserk

Who cares about this morning, Wise old man
The wisdom comes up later and goes down the pan


Old man in the morning,
Young man at night
Breakfast full of wisdom

Until you hit the lights

Then another round, forget whos turn

Waking up to feel your stomach churn
Whos in the chair and whos on the floor
Incoherants knocking on the Door


Old man in the morning,
Young man at night

Breakfast full of wisdom
Until you hit the lights
Hit the Lights