One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright

I walked tall
As I crept the passages
Only just but faint

In and out of the central heating
It came and then went


Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on

Well I've itched a thousand itches

But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call


Springing up in disbelief
The supension spilt

And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt


Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on

One night in a cold sweat

I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall


Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone

Samantha, oh Samantha dear
But


Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But

There were all sorts of funny faces

Being pulled
But mine was the funniest face


Samantha, Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha, oh Samantha dear

But ooh, she slept on