Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today

And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say

So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way


Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers

That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in


Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of


N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood

Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date

And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way


Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age

Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of (Fun)


I'm sorry son
But we don't stock

Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun

It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
Not a joke shop!


Party hats
Simple enough clear

Comprehende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats

With the coloured tips
Too late!
Gorgon heard gossip

Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day


Welcome to the House of Fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of Fun


Welcome to the House of Fun...