I've been Driving in my car
Its not quite a Jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill,

From a bloke from Brazil

It was made in '59,

In a factory, by the time
It says Morris on the door,
The cheapy yellow hippie form,

I drive in it for my job
The Governor calls me a slob,
But I don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air.
It's a bit old but it's mine, I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock
I dented somebody's fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha ha


I've been driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far
I drive up to Muswell Hill, I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45, I had her up to 58
This copper stopped me the other day, you're mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn, they were O.K., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far

I like driving in my car, it don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car, it's not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car, I'm satisfied I've got this far


((thats as much as I can remember)