VERSE 1
Hi, look at this plant it grows forever more.
Don't be shy, just stroke its buds they'll fall all over the floor.

No, don't ever stop growing the stems you do.
Hey hoe, if you go blue I'll let the snails eat you.


CHORUS
Euphorbia,
It gets right up into your nose and then it grows between your toes.

It's growing up up up up up upaaaa.
Euphorbia,
Watch it sway as the wind blows or even watch me do my pose.

It's growing up up up up up upaaaa.

VERSE 2

I am here sitting looking through my car windscreen
While I'm drinking beer and watching Top Gear on my PC screen.
I sit here while it buffers and buffers and buffers,

We need BT infinity.
You grow higher and higher and higher,
But you die in high humidity.


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BRIDGE
It buffers, we need BT infinity.
You grow higher, but you die in high humidity.


CHORUS