I'm a music thief, I steal melodies
All the best of the hits, of the hits
All the people wanna dance to my beats, to my beats


I steal lyrics too, I'm a plagiarist
Let it be, move your feet, move your feet

To the music of my hit crazy hit, super hit
Hoo-hah


Pretty woman, you're devil in disguise
Living in a yellow submarine
Welcome to the hotel gangsta's paradise

The winner takes it all, my dancing queen
Billie Jean


My song is very cool because it's meaningless
Just a joke for your kids, for your kids
To the lyrics of the most famous hits, only hits


Yes, I'm a criminal who's looking for success
What a shame I'm a thief, I'm a thief

But I wanna just the fame to receive, to receive
Hoo-hah


Love me tender, love me sleeping in my car
Every breath you take I'm watching you
Du hast mich gefragt, is whiskey in the jar?

Mamma mia, mamma, oh oh oh
Love me do


Now let's listen to the opera
I stole it too, it's not a sin
Great amount of hits is all around

For Eurosong, and I must win

Girls, boys, gimme gimme 12 points

It's a weapon of choice, take a chance on me
Because I have a dream


Hey, jury, please don't call the police
My robbery streak, so funny, funny freak
I'm a music gangsta who wanna be a star

Like Jesus Christ, are you surprised?

Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky

All my troubles seem so far away
La isla bonita, time to say goodbye
Voyage voyage, surf in USA

Slide away

La lalalalalalalala lalala lalala

Great amount of hits is all around
For Eurosong, and I must win