if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
i'd buy california
invite my friends and i'd make it my pad


if i had a peso for every time she said:
"wake up you lazy pile and get our $$# up out of my bed"

i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls


but i know i'm stuck with you
and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand

and say
stay with me
stay with me

please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face
but please

stay with me girl
girl i know its all my fault
and i'm just a dirt bag

i hope you can forgive and forget
so we can so shag
cause i know i'm stuck with you

and there's nothing i can do
so i'll take your hand and say
stay with me

stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna kick my $$#

but please
stay with me girl


stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl

you're the one with the pretty face
so please stay with me gi