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MACKLEMORE THRIFT SHOP PARODY lyrics : "One Stop Shop"

What what what what X ~32

[Hook]

I'm gonna cop some swag, only got a name tag & my wallet
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a t-shirt, this is wicked awesome!


[Verse 1]
Now, walk into poly like, whaddup I got my textbook!
I'm so pumped about my tickets to the Nets game

Ice in my coffee, it's so hella frosty.
That students are like, wow, that must be from Starbucks
Rollin' in hella deep, headin to my classroom

Dressed in all purple, 'cept my nikes, those are green.
Draped in my Poly swag, other students lost like me.
Probably should have read this good thing we only have two

main buildings.
But look, I found it!
Walkin' it, runin' it, 'bout to go sit down

Best seat in da house someone else is rushin' in
Bummy and grungy, stinkin' up the row man
I am hustlin' and sweatin'

And I'm hella happy cuz that's a hard question
I'ma give you answers bro, I'ma give you answers bro,
No for real - ask your TA - can I have your e-mail?

White lab coat and some five hour energy
Bugs in my code that I found debuggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I fixed a broken keyboard

I bought a resistor, and then I made a circuit board
Hello, hello, my home girl, my Aber
Tommy Lee helpin' me with my pre-med, bio

I could use some Pro tips, make them work, excel with those
Speak like I know it, so they be like "Ahh, look at her go!"


[Hook x2]
I'm gonna cop some swag, only got a name tag & my wallet
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a t-shirt, this is wicked awesome!


[Verse 2]
What you know about rockin' that Poly pride first?

What you know about wearin' i^2e on your shirt?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching for that right knowledge
One man's idea can unite with another's in college

Thank you I'm so glad I'm moving up because, what, what? It didn't hurt!
'Cause right now I'm up in the canoe
I'm on the 4th floor, you can find me in the JAB

I'm that, I'm that student searchin' for the 423
Your MechE, your EE, your CE, your CBE
I'll take that drawstring book bag, I rock that Poly swag

I'll pack that tablet, heading to the game lab.
After that I hit the square and all my friends will be there.
They be like, "Oh, that's gucci - that's hella tight."

I'm like, "Yo - that's three hundred dollars for a textbook."
Limited edition, but it's in mint condition
300 for a Textbook - that's just some ridiculousness

I call that getting swindled and pimpedness
I call that getting tricked by a business
That book's alotta dough

And having a different edition then other people in this class is a hella don't
STEM game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get an A from a slackin' off, then you hella won't

Then you hella won't

(Poly... keep coppin' swag... yeah!)


[Hook]
I'm gonna cop some swag, only got a name tag & my wallet

I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a t-shirt, this is wicked awesome!

[Bridge x2]

I'll wear my cap and gown
I'll make my parents proud
Wait 'till May comes around

Commencement's going down

[Hook]

I'm gonna cop some swag, only got a name tag & my wallet
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a t-shirt, this is wicked awesome!

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