Fake laughter
Fake laughter
Fake laughter


Yeah, it's funny isn't it


I'm a dark storm cloud that's floatin' over top of suburbia
I''ll bust, if you act all determined
I'm waterin' my garden with some black bottle bourban

So open up and listen to my rag water sermon

The universe is mine, a few disturbing times

My quija board told me I should go back to bed
So I could sleep some more
I didn't disagree the world is too gruesome

I'm far too beautiful to care about the revoltion
So get you're fire out my face and don't follow me, dip%#@!
Your whole entire existance is so opportunistic

I give a damn about the damage to the body from botox
Who cares get the ***** off your soapbox
I got a fresh pair of nike shoes

And I like 'em so much
I wanna thank the sweatshops in china too
Yeah man, it sucks the world is a war

But what the **** you preachin' in my face about it for
I think that it's a cunning motif
How you be floodin the streets with propoganda

All about how there's no justice or peace
But one thing you never mention
Is how you do it all for your own damn attention

Come on man, you wanna be an activist be a real activist

[Chorus: x2]

Tell me goodbye since you cannot rely
On sympathy from me cause my tear ducts are dry
Look in my head for the sadness you seek

But you won't find a piece that will make you complete

I'm sick of trendy *** political rappers

Got me scribbling chapters I deliver for the cynical laughter
Nowadays every godd damn little disaster
Needs a dedication song about it doesnt it (yeah, YES!)

Yeah man, fight the power $%&^x the government
That's a great message but I smell your lies under it
Yeah I see you acting all conscious gettin passionate in rap songs

But truth be told you take tradegies and latch on
Hopin' it'll garter you new fans
Every other day you probably prayin' when you walk to the newstand

That someone had a meltdown and bottom or two
Blew a head gasket flipped **** and shot up a school
And not two hours later there's a song up on your website

All about the tragedy and how you haven't slept right
And all sorts of other cliches and dry phrases
You're dancing on corpses hoping to get famous

... go ahead and cash in your anti-war songs sucks

[Chorus: x2]

Tell me goodbye since you cannot rely
On sympathy from me cause my tear ducts are dry
Look in my head for the sadness you seek

But you won't find a piece that will make you complete

How can I eat such a harmless animal

It's easy first I kill it then I throw it on the grill
You think I got time to give a **** about disorder
When the doctor got me overmedicated on these pills

Call me a labrat, call me apathetic
Call me anything you want, call me everything you will
Just let me have one single day to myself

So I can fantasize that the chaos is not real
And...


[Chorus: x2]
Tell me goodbye since you cannot rely
On sympathy from me cause my tear ducts are dry

Look in my head for the sadness you seek
But you won't find a piece that will make you complete