[Verse 1]
Right, right, it's chemistry
We have a test so let's study

It's a big deal, yo.



The periodic table
Starts with hydrogen
Then comes helium


Alkali is the first group
Transition metals follow

It all ends with noble gases
What was that again?



[Chorus]
So it all starts with alkali

Then alkaline's next, Transition metals,
Then there's metalloids, metalloids. Halogens to come
And Noble Gases, and that's all there is

Won't you come on and come on and
Remember
Remember remember the

Arrangement!

[Verse 2]

Now, now, atomic number
Is the protons and the electrons
Reading left to right

(Yeah left to right)
Each row is a period
And a column is a group

It's not hard at all
(It's so not hard at all)


The left side are all metals
The right side are non metals
Last two rows are all man made

What was that again?

[Chorus]

So it all starts with Alkali
Then Alkaline's next, transition metals
Then there's metalloids, metalloids. Halogens to come

And Noble Gases, and that's all there is.
Won't you come on and come on and
Remember

Remember remember the
Arrangement!
Won't you come on and come on and

Remember
Remember remember the
Arrangement!


[Bridge]
Oh shoot! My brain's all full

That sucks!

So if you're too cool for school (I mean)

And your teachers never teach
(Your teachers never teach)
So you don't know what to do

We can always, we can always study on our own

[Chorus]

So it all (oh, no)
So it all starts with Alkali
Then Alkaline's next, transition metals

Then there's metalloids, metalloids. Halogens to come
And Noble Gases, and that's all there is.


So it all starts with Alkali
Then Alkaline's next, transition metals
Then there's metalloids, metalloids. Halogens to come

And Noble Gases, and that's all there is.
Won't you come on and come on and
Remember
Remember remember the
Arrangement!

Just come on and come on and
Remember
Remember remember the
Arrangement (oh yeah)