Allow me to introduce myself,
My name is...I'm a crook,
Put your pages on a shelf,

Cause to me you're just a book,
I've read all your pages,
I know you upstage us, we're phases,

I know all your diseases,
And how you displease us,
That's why you're our enemy,

Stick a sword in me,
Watch as I become the bully,
Fully rearrange destiny,

This recipe is a remedy,
You're next mrs Kennedy,
Electricity courses through my arteries,

When I use battery,
To get through my robberies,
Where ill end in the infirmary,

Recovering from winning the lottery,
Returning back to poverty,
$#&@ that ill make you property,

By threatening with an armory,
I'll show you whose unclean,
When I Charlie sheen,

Your little teen queen,
I'm a mean machine,
That'll leave you lean once I rage green and blow out your spleen after I leave the crime scene unseen,

Weep as you try to sleep,
No bedtime for a creep like me,
Stay up and use your key,

I'll buzz like a bee,
And get into your honey tree,
Then scream like a banshee,

Rip off my clothes turn into a fiend,
One that you've never dreamed,
Lie asleep and dormant,

Wake yourself up cautious,
Toward the end if your dorm,
You see my eyes light bright orange,

Pull out my pocket my syringe,
Stab you where your aborted baby was to be born,
Pull out then start watching some !@$^,

So I can get off without having to perform,
I bring down a violent storm of charms that'll rip off your arms and use them to harm you,
You can't do anything cause now you're disarmed,

Hit you again in the clam,
I don't give a damn,
Say what the $#&@ I am,

I'm a man with a plan,
A man with a passion,
A man with bad actions,

So get your seatbelt to fasten,
Cause ill break in like an $$#assin and not give you any compassion,
Use some elastic to tie you up,

Wear a tie n glasses then get drunk,
For one reason and one only,
So we can $#&@ n brag to my homies,

I tell you how it is,
So you can go tell the kids,
That daddy will be alright,

Cause tonight I'm gonna kill everybody so they can see my might the next day in the daylight,
Fire burns in my eyes,
My mouth begins to cry,

I'm transforming to the bad guy,
Too high and bone dry,
People say I'm the good guy,

I say good bye cause I'm not,
I'm an $$#hole and a snot,
So I tie a love knot throw it around your head hang you upside down so you can't feel squat.