We got beer and a tubAnd some good lookin girlsDressed to the nightsLookin for a good timeJacked up trucksStacked in thickWhite rocks stuck in the mud gripsAnd a big 'ole bouncer at the doorBut don't show him your I.D.And don't you dare step out on the floorIf you ain't here to partyYou picked the wrong placeYou picked the wrong Friday nightIf you ain't here to partyYou'll be missin out on theBest damn time of your lifeSo go on and throw your card downKnock a shot outAnd get yourself in the zoneYeah, you might as well go on an' head your $$# back homeIf you ain't here to partyThere's a little 'ole Louisiana bandPlayin a swampy jam and brown sugar tansLookin so fine shakin that thangIn the zydeco cage and purple rainRaise your drink up in the airAnd everybody sing alongMan you're here all aloneIf you ain't here to partyYou picked the wrong placeYou picked the wrong Friday nightIf you ain't here to partyYou'll be missin out on theBest damn time of your lifeSo go on and throw your card downKnock a shot outAnd get yourself in the zoneYeah, you might as well go on an' carry your $$# back homeIf you ain't here to partyIf you ain't here to partyYou picked the wrong placeYou picked the wrong Friday nightIf you ain't here to partyYou'll be missin out on theBest damn time of your lifeSo go on and pick someone outMaybe make outAnd get their number in your phoneMan the only way that you'll be goin home alone isIf you ain't here to partyYeah you better be here to partyYeah we're all here to partyYeah we're all here to partyThrow your keys on the barYou ain't drivin your carYou're here with meThat's how it's gonna be'Cause we're here to party babyYeah yeah whoaIf you ain't here to party yeahYou picked the wrong Friday night