She has no hairstyle
But he doesn't mind
She sleeps all day

But that is just fine
'Cause they were meant to be together
Forever


He snores all night
But still she sleeps tight

He watches TV every Saturday night
But they were meant to be together
Forever


Mrs. Brown you found true love
He's right there in front of you

Mr. Brown says awfully proud
She's the perfect dream come true


She has never seen
An oven before
And last time she cooked

It was 1934
But they were meant to be together
Forever


She hates when he repeats his jokes
He hates her books with hippy quotes

How clean and dull his closet became
And even though he takes the train
'cause he hates how she drives

They'll be together for the rest of their lives