Yeah come see this ^!$$%
come see this ol' light-skinned motha$#&@a
I seen him and I'm addicted

he servin a piece of da click
please tell dis fake $$# ^!$$%s who you are


I be dat ^!$$% named Luda'
Alert Alert it's the ATLlien intruder
College Park waterboy, spittin in ya cooler

I jam till they deaf, they call me Slick Dick Da Ruler
Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed
??? closed, come out dem clothes hoe

Low pros, low bows, watch out for the po-po
And I chose, to be dat numba one contender, Southern offender
$#&@in up ya whole Agenda

When I walk you try to run
When I run you try to hide
You skated the snap of my finger

Call me Golden Gley
Its you and I, Do or Die, who am I?
I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think I'm sly

Why try, you one of dem ^!$$%z that like to cheat death
and I'm one of dem ^!$$%z that rip up Excursions
til there is no seats left

You %#@! out weed checks and fart out deep breaths
While we talk dirt till da bottom of ya'll ???


(Skit)
Who, dat ^!$$% Cris?
oh dat ^!$$% is aight

Dat ^!$$% can't $#&@ wit me thou
Let me get on da mic
^!$$%, who da $#&@ called you ^!$$%


I be dat ^!$$% ???
Playaz wanna ball or go on strike cause of my ???

They think I want they (*##$es
But I don't want no pigeons
yet pigeons can scrub my dishes

And ya'll don't want no scrubs till ya'll pull out ya'll extensions
Ya'll in school detention that'll neva come out
Man I'll catch yo achilles tendon and put a sock in yo mouth

Cause we da %#@! in the South, they know what I'm talkin bout
You see we Jack and we Daniels, y'all Earl and Ralph
For I swerl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames

Not even Joshua can come to +War+ wit dis +Games+
These (*##$ ^!$$%z is lame and come down wit da reigns
You all wet behind da ears but its a drought in ya brain

and dats tha simple and plain man
Three W Dot Shhhh
(Man dat dude Ludacris got dat hotter than hot shhh)

Well sh-sh-sh-shut da $#&@ up
Before you get cu-cu-cut-cut da $#&@ up


Hold on man
hold on lil buddy
ya'll talkin bout shorty man

Shorty up at da radio station?
Shorty be poppin man?
Let the name be known

who ya'll talkin bout

I be dat ^!$$% dat love a lover

Im askin if you think bout yo parents sex each other
No glove, no love, betta tell yo dick to run for cover
So when lightening strikes, you can be safe from a few rubbers

If you know what I mean
Not everybody is Mr and Mrs. Clean
Some get burnt like Freddie Kruger, sweat dreams

girls backin dey $$# up now they 400 degrees Ha
Hot girl, tryin to give to ^!$$%z up on da block girl
Have you screamin "STOP GIRL"

I rock worlds with my 9 inch louieville slugga
still wonder why they call me lova lova
Self Explainatruim

Ass Valedictorian
I bring 'em back to da future like a '85 Delorium
Da Luda drug emporium
On da counter prescription
you like my diction

and my Doctor nurse convention
I put da stethoscope quite close to yo tittie
Have yo butt checks Red-man like Uncle Quilly

(Talking)

See me, see leaf ha ha ha
C E O
D T P
Infamous 2-0
Fate Forsta

4-ize
Shondrez on da beat
Playa circle
???
College park

Virgo ^!$$%, what wha
ahh ahh ahh....