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I hate it when it's too many ^!$$%z, not enough hoes

Too many rookies, not enough pros
The game got switched on some Ludacris %#@!
So all y'all can suck my dick, BEOTCH!!


[Verse 1]
I got a whip like Miracle Ludacris lyrical FOOL

We dirty south shut yo' mouth we rock jewels
No holds barred but obey the block rules
@@#! tools put chlorine in record pools

Are there anyone like ya (HELL NAW!!)
I treat humans like students (FAIL Y'ALL)
So turn ya books to page 69 and start suckin

When Organized drop the tracks then start duckin
When Ludacris get in the bed start $#&@in
[Girl:] You wanna be startin some'n

Get out the booth
and lemme tell y'all the truth, we kick down do's
Save all the H20 for front rows

Live in the bank and watch for stank hoes
Stay chromed out and that's on or off road
If you know what I mean proceed to stay clean

Light skinded ^!$$% turn red but get green
Inhale some of that 'dro but blow steam
Love a combination big $$# and tight jeans


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[Verse 2]
[Girl:] Boy you done lost yo' mind
No I've lost my virginity

And I shot click like that fool shot Kennedy
What's the remedy Hennessey !@&@e
If you cut all your money you'd still be half broke

Ashes to ashes smoke or get smoked
We come by the masses you come and get choked
If you take me for a fool I'll take you for a joke

Tired of fast food so they cooked up dope
So now we eatin lobster shrimp and things
And watch for imposters that's been in the game

We invented the game and y'all just got hip
[Dude:] Man what's that smell
PROBABLY YO UPPER LIP

Cause I love to walk around like my %#@! don't stank
Even if it's cigars and that purple color dank
Chillin in the gut with no trace of Tom Hanks

So put this in yo' jaw like weiners and beef franks

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[Verse 3]
I put too much sugar in my Kool..Aid

And party like a kid wit a high top fade
Arrive to a show and I like to get paid
Arrive to a hoe and I like to get laid

Ride up on my back like rugs and floormats
I'm on the right page but what's my format
I wave to the ocean cause I'm where shores at

And women go nuts just like my bozack
Did you know that? Man I'm the gift of change
Electric stoves so give me the keys to the Range

Shagadelic, beautiful but strange
Went to Magic City saw Nikki and Blue Flames
Rearrange, same broad different night

Pass the E&J and let a ^!$$% get right
The bomb threaten dude that's on yo same flight
The highlight's that I live a high $$# life


[Chorus - 3X (w/ minor variations)]