I go to a party I was invited, told me to dress up - fraternity guys
Dressed like a Jedi with cape, know nobody, out and about on Saturday night
The place is all dark, the people are gone, I'm starting to think I might've been wrong

The lights are turned on and what do I see - a buncha douchebags laughing at me

This is a $#&@ing set up, I should've known from the start

The cape is cracking them up, man, I'm not taking that crap

I head to the door thinking about beating them up with my hidden saber

But then, man, I see how looking at me, not laughing a bit - the jerk's one and only
She is so dazzling, prob'ly a surfer, also so gracious, she does him a favor
I jump on the stage, I grab the guitar, I play my heart out, winning her over


That guy is like a mountain, he's gonna rip my heart out
This girl is so amazing, she's gonna put it right back


CHORUS:
College girl, college girl, come to me, be my lady

I've got room in my room, let's get loud, let's get crazy
Growing up $#&@ing sucks, hold my hand, never let go
You and me, meant to be, set me free, we're volcano


CHORUS /x1 (College girl, college girl)