People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's

Ability to pick up all these beautiful women


Is it your good looks ?


Is it that big bulge in your pants?

Could be that fancy car you drive


That I lease and change every other year but


You don't need to know that

I say look


I'm gonna let you in on a little secret


My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know

A little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling school


Made this thing called


Music to make to your old lady by

Barry White used to work


Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doin' my thing


But man, you put this on

And the ho's just go wild


I'm telling you


Music to make to your old lady by

You know, you tried cognac


Even tried givin' her some weed


Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy

But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try


Music to make to your old lady by