Closest to the bone
Sweeter is the meat
Last slice of Virginia ham

Is the best that you can eat
Don't talk about my baby
She's slender but she's sweet

Closest to the bone
And sweeter is the meat


Now she'd make a good thermometer
If she drank a glass of wine
She's built just like a garter snake

She climbs up like a vine
My friends tell me I'm a fool
To love a girl like that

Here's the reason I like 'em slim
Instead of big and fat


'Cause.....Closest to the bone
Sweeter is the meat
Last slice of Virginia ham

Is the best that you can eat
Now don't talk about my baby
She's slender but she's sweet

Umm, closest to the bone
And sweeter is the meat


Let's go......
(Saxophone Solo)
Yeah, let's go.....

Yeah, boy.....
Attaboy.....
One more, one more.....

One more, one more.....
Yeah, boy.....
In the moonlight.....

Yeah, closest to the bone, yeah.....
Ahh, look out now.....
(Trumpet Solo)


Now she'd make a first class fountain pen
If she only knew how to write

Her figure's like a piece of string
Umm, she rolls up every night
Everybody thinks that I'm a nut

To love this lovely worm
Boy there's one reason I like 'em slim
Instead of round and firm


'Cause........Closest to the bone
Sweeter is the meat

Last slice of Virginia ham
Is the best that you can eat
Now don'cha talk about my baby

She's slender but she's sweet, umm
Closest to the bone
Umm, swee......I got another one now, listen here.....


Umm, she'd make a fine piccolo
If she only stayed on key

Boy she's shaped like a rubber band
And she loves to snap at me
Everybody thinks I'm insane

To overlook her faults
But here's the reason I like 'em skinny
Instead of full of schmaltz


'Cause.....Closest to the bone
Sweeter is the meat

Last slice of Virginia ham
Is the best that you can eat
Don't talk about my baby

She's slender but she's sweet
And it's closest to the bone
And sweeter is the meat