Yeah Old Woody
came out of the woodwork
never led a country

just a university
But Theo and Willy were done
The Schoolmaster had won

He reduced the rates
on dutiable goods
And the bankers

Sure hated old 'Wood
He busted the trusts
Yeah that was a must

One day in Europe
Someone shot a gun
and thus begun

World War I
Woody wanted to be
a nation of neutrality

but the submarines were having too much fun
Down with the Huns
After the end

of the blood and gore
Making peace was just as tough as making war
The Treaty of Versailles

Never did fly
and pretty soon
Old Woody died