I'm so lonely, I think I'm gonna cry
How come nobody loves me?
Desperate and single, I want to get high

How come nobody loves me?
So I lower my standards, now anyone will do
That's how come I got stuck with you

Now I'm trapped with a girl
Who cannot give me what I need
God how I wish I was


So I dumped that girl 'cause I wanted to be free
But now I got nobody who loves me

I'm looking for girls who won't want to start a fight
I'm looking for some warmth on those long and lonely nights
Single life isn't all it's said to be

Drinking beer by myself gets me very lonely
Now once again, yes, I'm searching the scene
Until this girl caress me down

Yeah ya know what I mean
Even though she treats me like I'm dirt
At least she has some tits and at least she wears a skirt

It's déjà vu, familiar feeling
Single life is becoming appealing
So I dumped that girl cause I wanted to be free

But now I got nobody who loves me
I think that I'll be lonely 'til the day that I die
Unless I find a girl who wants to rock it with I

With my current reputation I don't think I will get far
At least I have the love of my electric guitar


Refrain:
I'm so lonely, I think I'm gonna cry
How come nobody loves me?

Desperate and single, I want to get high
How come nobody loves me?


Ah! Get it off me! It's in my hair!
It's in my head! oh $#&@! now it's in my lungs!
It's in my lungs! Oh $#&@ it's inside!

$#&@ing all over me!
Some of it's coming into my, into my prostate!
My $#&@in' prostate! It's gonna $#&@in' explode!