Sir i do appreciate the offer
I don't believe i caught your name
I don't get to get out very often

It's hard to find the time to get away

I think it's only fair you hear my story

Before you spend three-fifty on that beer
I got two little kids that call me momma
My fifteen-year-old thinks that i'm a witch


Between soccer practice and ballet
Eminem an' dr dre

Romance is the last thing on my list
So frank was it? tell me what you think
Do you still want to buy me that drink?


Frank tell me how d'you feel
About teenage girls bein' on the pill?

An' do you mind friday nights at home?
'cause frankie i've been here before


Married twice an' twice divorced
An' alimony sure don't pay the bills
Now that's an awful lot of information

But i don't have the time to mess around

'cause i got two little kids that call me momma

An' my fifteen year old wants to pierce his lip
Between algebra an' spellin' bees
An' anythin' to keep the peace

Romance is the last thing on my list

So frank honey tell me what you think

Do you still want to buy me that drink?

I got two little kids that call me momma

An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid
I really wouldn't blame you none
If you got the urge to up an' run


Is bein' 'daddy' even on your list?
So frank darlin' tell me what you think

Do you still want to buy me?
I'll have a miller lite please
If you still want to buy me that drink


Frank c'mon back frank
You look a little pale frank

It was just a joke