LORDS OF ACID lyrics : "Surfin Hedge-hog"
I was a local squirt gun
Out of control and pretty wild
Eager to taste the juice of life
Those were the days I got hooked on
The sexy stud called Hedgehog Ron
Me and grandpa side by side
Watching !@$^ all through the nite
One, two, four, five
Watching !@$^ made me feel alive
Five, six, eight, nine
I want to make him mine
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy,
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy,
I wanna sleep with Ron
My childhood years they flew away
Watching his movies every day
He sure was hot, he turned me on
And I was on a hunt for Ron.
I packed my bags and ran away
To find my Hedgehog in LA
I intermingled with the stars
So I could get ahold of Ron
One, two, four, five
Watching !@$^ made me feel alive
Five, six, eight, nine
I want to make him mine
(chorus)
Hedgehog, you rock!
Hedgehog, you rock!
Soon I became a jet-set star
Drinking champagne with caviar
@@#!tail parties in Bel-Air
and got engaged to a billionaire
But I was still in love with Ron
The only guy that turned me on
So I became the Queen of Sleaze
And now Ron Jeremy's doing me
One, two, four, five (repeat)
(chorus)
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