I wanna see your #~!!@, everybody says it's nice.
Can I come and visit? I'll be at your house tonight.
They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth.

I can hardly wait to feel that #~!!@ too.

You wanna play with #~!!@ all the time.

To hide that kind of #~!!@ is a crime.
You say your #~!!@'s clever and so slick.
But I think that your #~!!@'s kind o' sick.


[Chorus:]


I wanna see your #~!!@, show it to me!
Let me see your #~!!@, show it to me!
Show me your #~!!@, show it to me!

I wanna pet your #~!!@, show it to me!

I wanna bet your #~!!@ ain't as pretty as mine.

I don't hide my #~!!@ like you do all the time.
My #~!!@'s just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen.
Compared to mine your #~!!@'s really ugly and mean.


I bring my #~!!@ everywhere I go. (M-hmm.)
To watch my little #~!!@ is a show.

You say your #~!!@'s clever and so slick.
But I think that your #~!!@'s really thick.


[Chorus:]

I wanna see your #~!!@, show it to me!

Let me see your #~!!@, show it to me!
Show me your #~!!@, show it to me!
I wanna pet your #~!!@, show it to me!


She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat.
My #~!!@'s always hungry for a big chunk o' meat.

So lay your little #~!!@ right next to mine.
You can bring 'er over 'round dinner time.


My #~!!@ is the hippest thing around. (That's right.)
She's always been the talk of the town.
You say your #~!!@'s clever and so slick.

But I think that your #~!!@'s mighty thick. (Meow!)

[Chorus (2x):]


I wanna see your #~!!@, show it to me!
Let me see your #~!!@, show it to me!

Show me your #~!!@, show it to me!
I wanna pet your #~!!@, show it to me!