LORDE lyrics : "Royals (Official Parody) - Tejah's Song Vlog"
I call my mom on her cell phone with my problems
Hey mom it's me should I wear a dress?
Or should I wear blue jeans?
Or colored pants?
And then my mom was like
Honey please stop calling me you're bugging me
I'm busy cleaning and making tofu patties
I don't care, it doesn't matter what you wear.
And then I was like
Yes it does I'm going on a date tonight
He could be the one I gotta wear the right outfit
I think she hung up she's over it
I have decidophobia
A fear that runs in my blood
Decision making is so tough
It makes life oh so rough
I need to find a man
Who will decide everything
And baby you'll rule
Because I can't choose a damn thing
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