Now gather round and check this %#@! out
I found a simple way to keep us all devout
If there's one thing we can all agree about

Why not make it ten and banish any doubt

Let's start it rolling by coverin' number ten

Cut off the heat then there'll be a retreat
Amen


Now we come to number nine
Falls neatly next in line
Woah after number ten

Don't think we'll see them here again

Steal a look at number eight

What better way to procreate
Just take em out one at a time


You can't be serious
You look so good in that wedding dress
I need time to $$#ess

I don't wanna acquiesce
Six has a spicy ring to it
A harder one to commit

I think this one will be a hit
Now that's what I call holy writ


We wanna take a closer look at number five
Could it apply if implied that they're not alive


Number four is such a pain
The Sabbath thing is so arcane
I don't wanna desecrate

My only day to sleep in late

Don't take his name in vain

From this one you want to abstain
We must set a clear mandate
The best damn way to conjugate


We're almost to the end
If Heaven you want to ascend

Just take 'em out one at a time

You shall have no other God but me

You shall have no other God but me
You shall have no other God but me...