*ringg* *ringg* hello? hi. do you want to go to a party with me? no. games on. Ohh i almost forgot. ill be right there. We like sports and we dont care who knows. (football, tennis, hockey, baseball) the game is starting, everyone is here. i got my snacks. my friends. and a beer. just two normal guys hanging out having fun. right guy number one? yeah guy number two. E to the S to the P to the N. is all i watch cause im the man. if my team looses ill be mad all night. if you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight. watching sports with girls is a pain, they dont know the rules, there's no time to explain. single, double, tripple, home run, for the celebration i'll shoot my gun. i liek my friend. he's a real guys guy. he's not a loud mouth like that cunt whole Steve. We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From Wimbeldon, to the Astrodome.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,

Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Now when I say sports, you say nuts.

Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks.
Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks


I drink whisky, cause I like the taste,
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.

I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
We're real men, and we like sports,

If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court.
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain, and I choose you, too.

We steal the ball, and we're off to the races,
Then scare the other teams with our mad dog faces.
Like:

What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,

From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.


Throw me the baseball,
Now toss me the pigskin,

Now feed me the rock,
Now give me the rock.