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LONESTAR lyrics : "Mr. Mom"

Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job

I thought I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom


Well
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast six, naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday

Mr. Mom

Football, soccer and ballet

Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left
That's seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any man can take

Being Mr. Mom

Well

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

Breakfast six, naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr.Mom


Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time


'Cause
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast six, naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long

Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr.Mom


Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel

What I don't know is how you do it

Honey, you're my hero

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