Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart

Gwendolyn was splendid, but her tendency to spending

Spun a little out of control
Two nights on the town and
My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor


And pretty young Alicia, she could take a piece of your heart
And lead you to the light

Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda
We could go on all night but


Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart

Priscilla was a killer, meaner than Godzilla

But oh what a pretty girl and
Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on
She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl


There's wonderful women all over the world
I've said it again and again

But she whose name must not be spoken
Has it all over all of them so


Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one

Lisa broke my heart

You can talk about the weather

Cotton or leather
And do you think the Beatles shoulda really gotten back together
Talk about the truth

Mantle or Ruth
Fabio, DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe


Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start no, no
Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir

Lisa broke my heart

Oh Lisa she's off limits man

Lisa broke my heart

Lisa Lisa Lisa broke my heart


You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson
And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson

Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire
And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire
Talk about what's real and what you really feel

And how's about those mini skirts on Ally McBeal
Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons and mistrails
And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstyle