[John Waters]
Hey, I'm John Waters, and this is...
The Creep.


[Lonely Island]
When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl

Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)


[Andy Samberg]
Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet
It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'

Let your arms flap around like a Marionette
Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck


[Akiva Schaffer]
Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in

mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.


[Lonely Island]
When you see a country (*##$, laying out at the beach

Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And when a fine BYT walks in front of your tree

Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)


[Andy Samberg]
I was six years old when I started creepin'
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'

You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their
heads
And saw my little $$# creepin' at the foot of the bed


[Akiva Schaffer]
Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born

Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
'Cause I came out clean -- and I came out creepin'!


[Lonely Island]
Nicki,

Nicki,
Nicki, Nicki, Nicki
Nicki!


[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room

Hide deep inside -- it was my little creep stalker room
As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling

And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.
And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.
So pop-pop-pop your peepers,

and (sq-q-ueak) stick out your sneakers
Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!


[Lonely Island]
Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding
Do the Creep (hah)

And do the Creep (hah)

[Nicki Minaj]

And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake
Do the Creep (hoo)
And do the Creep (hah)


[Lonely Island]
And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control

your body
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)

[Nicki Minaj]

So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',

[All]
And Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep! (hah)


[John Waters]
And don't forget to smile!