Yaah hah harrrrr ye bilgewaterin rat
lookin at me? it'll be the last
time you mock me and my hat,


I'll Parrrley you half health, Avast Matey,
you TRY to use your cc, but Remove Scurvy is OP


You're crying way to much, you can't be clutch
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

What was that? You don't drink? S
says who, you're mum?


Ye cannot run, ye cannot hide
Cannon barrage'll find you, alright?
You've got no clue, what you're doing

meanwhile, I'm jungling
with something a brewing.


The Saltwater Scourge, that's the name
and killing you, that's the game.


Don't leave just yet landlubber
for I've got a few more Rhymes
that would embarrass your mother


sails away in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


I've still got an orange or two
to squirt in your face
Look now, you've lost

your whole team got aced

Now you think you're fast

SURPRISE I raise morale
to chase your $$#
Jungle, support, or the top lane

It drives everyone insane

Down to depths ye shall go

swabbin my poopdeck, ye know?
Avast me hearties, look at this kid
nothing but a tease, getting me so fed


Trollin you any day and night
I'm so bored, will ye put up a fight?

Blow me down, Shiver me timbers
I'll tear you up and use you as tinder
to feed the flames, and your abduction

as my pirate fleet rains down
total destruction.