Once upon a time there was a kingdom
reigned by a king and much gin tonic.
His scepter was his ding dong. His throne was a big bong.

Lips of a long dozen chicks licked his dick and no
I don't speak of england.
He always liked the buzz of a fight and to bustle around or to muster us

for a cuzzy-hunt
A man's man, indeed
Just one thing made him weak:

Sometimes he just &&^(ed for a week.
Party was the tax in his lands
He was a hero with ants in his pants!

He always danced if there was a chance
God damn, it was all about the king
and his friends

But then came the time when the governesses said:
Hence with em
Hence with em

The thirteen took him back, sucked him bad.
Now he's dead.
His own fault they said

I say
$#&@ that


That player rode up to the woods on his horse
Get it?
On his !@^%s

Why so morose
Give your nose blows
It's sad?

Everyone knows that that's how it goes, bros
Don't follow hoes
into a hot spring

But that's what the idiot did.
That dirty (*##$ just wanted to hit it big
He didn't hit on it.

He just didn't get it
It ended up in a big mess.
His ejaculation covered his nation

The king drowned
Involuntary abdication
But some tenacious stains on some carnations ended in a sensational mutation.

The rocks under them shaking
A $#&@ing golem's awaking.
Everyone freezing in shock

A superking made out of rock!