I choose my friends only far too well
I'm up on the pavement, they're all down in the cellar
With their government grants and my IQ

They brought me down to size, academia blues
Louise is a girl, I know her well
She's up on the pavement, yes she's a weather girl

And I'm staying up here so I may be undone
She's inappropriate, but then she's much more fun and


When she smiles my way, my eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin


Shame on you, you've got no sense of grace, shame on me
Ah just in case I might come to a conclusion
Other than that which is absolutely necessary and that's perfect skin

Louise is the girl with the perfect skin
She says turn on the light, otherwise it can't be seen
She's got cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin

And she's sexually enlightened by cosmopolitan and

When she smiles my way, my eyes go out in vain

For her perfect skin, yeah that's perfect skin

She takes me down to the ba!@&(t to look at her slides

Of her family life, pretty weird at times
At the age of ten she looked like Greta Garbo
And I loved her then, but how was she to know that


When she smiles my way, my eyes go out in vain
She's got perfect skin


Up eight flights of stairs to her ba!@&(t flat
Pretty confused huh, being shipped around like that

Seems we climbed so high now we're down so low
Strikes me the moral of this song must be there never has been one