My black market white baby dealer
Is hunting around overseas
My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me
Clean, fresh white babies to me


My black market white baby dealer
Is rooting around overseas
My black market white baby dealer

Kidnaps clean, fresh white babies for me
Clean, fresh white babies for me


My smile is dime a dozen
My lips are cherry red
My eyes are blue like the sky is blue

I got good shoulders under my head
I look like your mother
I look like your great-aunt

So sit me down in the family photo
And everyone tells me that I, I look just like you


My black market white baby dealer
Is hunting around overseas
My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me

He brings back

Oh my God, he brings back
He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies
He brings back

Oh Charlie, he brings back
He brings back clean, fresh, white expensive babies


I come post-production
I don't need natal care
I'm already fully $$#embled

Down to the very last part, it's all there
So take me to your family
So take me to your home

Buddy, take me in as your next generation
And I'll take you out of the lost one and into mine


My black market white baby dealer
Is hunting around overseas
My black market white baby dealer

Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me
Clean, fresh white babies to me
Clean, fresh white babies to me