He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Looking for something attractive to save
They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up

And he won't leave town till you remember his name

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for some lonely billboard to grace
They say he sprung from the skull of Athena
Think about your own head and the headache he gave


He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Looking for action at a price he can pay

They say he's famous, but no one can prove it
Make him an offer just to see what he'll say


Check out the dashboard lights
Glowing all green and white
He feels safe in the dark

He wears his bluejeans tight

He's just a hero in a long line of heroes

Looking for something attractive to save
They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up
And he won't leave town till you remember his name


Check out the thinning hair
Check out the aftershave

Check out America
You're looking at it, babe