Forget about that guy
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms

Forget about the way he held you in his arms

Walking on air's obnoxious

The thrills, the chills will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love


Forget about romance
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance

Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush


Love really is revolting
It's even worse than when you're molting
Enough of this fluff

Just forget about love
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine

My heart all a-flutter
Oh, how I shudder
The first time we kissed

It won't be missed

Forget about his touch

(I can't forget about his touch)
In the scheme of things, it doesn't matter much
It matters so much

You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet when you eat alone


Love's filled with compromises
And don't you hate those big surprises


A cozy rendevouz
Oh, please
Candle light for two

Oh, jeez
Look, you're calling my bluff
I can't forget about love

(Just forget about love)