I kissed more than a couple of frogs
Still haven't found my prince
Don't know where he been

Don't know how to begin
The more I think about it
I start to wonder if I'm jinxed

C'mon sing it with me

But even a girl like me can believe

In a fantasy
Cinderella story
So channel your inner George Clooney

And charm me disarm me
Baby I don't even care if you harm me
Don't give me that

"You're just a delusional girl" speech
You're lookin' right at the choir while you preach
Ah can't we just pretend we live in the old world

Where women were women
And men were men


[Refrain]
I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee
I'll find the perfect fish in the sea

K-I-S-S-ing under the tree
Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me


Tell me the name of my sweetheart
Strawberry shortcake
Cream on top

Fix me up a remedy like chocolat
Whip me up somethin' tasty
Somethin hot

Why can't you be more like Johnny Depp
Put a little pep in my step
What the heck at this point

I'll settle for Shrek
Or a sexy pale vampire to bite my neck
Mirror mirror on the wall

Who's the most desperate of them all

[Refrain]

I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee
I'll find the perfect fish in the sea
K-I-S-S-ing under the tree

Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me

S-O-S

I'm a damsel in distress
Get me out of this mess
And we can live so happily ever after


[Refrain]
I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee

I'll find the perfect fish in the sea
K-I-S-S-ing under the tree
Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me