I'm day dreamin of my future boyfriend, he's my favorite person and my number one friend
Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him so I can't drink around him it's becoming a problem
I've only got two hands but I'm ambidextrous I can do many things at the same time

They say its dangerous but baby I'm just askin'
Is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin'?


[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,
I don't think that it was meant for me

I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety


My methods are somewhat unconventional and clash with that old cliche
Hey hey, save your corny $$# candle light dinner for two
I'd rather have a hot all you can eat buffet

I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it's real intense
When I'm with one man, I kinda feel like I'm dyin'
So consider my infidelities self defense


[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,

I don't think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety

Oh baby I need 31 flavors

I got quite an appetite

Maybe I'm a little sick
But at lease I ain't no anorexic
Guys don't like them skinny chicks

I just wont settle for a carrot stick
When I can have a chocolate cake
I'll bake you up and make you mine

Lick you up a thousand times

Ooo that boy looks mighty fine

And this one tastes so bland
But I should wait a half an hour
Or I could get a cramp


Mama says I shouldn't try to have a boyfriend
If one ain't enough for me

See my problem is I always tend to lose my focus
Maybe I got A.D.D.
So don't be so disappointed baby

Perhaps the problem ain't you
I think I've got over 30 personalities
And every single one needs some attention too


[Refrain]
I got a problem with monogamy,

I don't think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety