Oh language is dead, so she believes
I'm looking up, socially bereaved,
Just like Carlisle, she lies on the border

Disorder surrounds, her every noun

One Night In October

The clocks go back
And she attacks me oh
Grabbing my left shoulder

Suspects in texts that leave her wrecked
Oh oh One night in October


I sit her down and say this must stop,
Cause all we do is argue then shop,
She goes to Boots, I go to Argos

Complete with deceit
We stalk each aisle


One night in October,
She throws a towel, the sink, a scowl
Oh oh One night in October,

With more invective than the average detective
Questions me on the lawn


With doors ajar, tonight I will sleep in my car,
One night in October


Oh ooooh oooh

Oh intensive care, intensively she's aware

That I, I miss the heat, solace and sway of the sheets
Oh, this dashboard's so hard
Can't cushion the beats of my heart


One night in October!
Oh oh one night in October

The clocks go back,
And she attacks me oh
Grabbing my left shoulder

With more invective
Than the average detective
Questions me on the lawn


With doors ajar
Tonight I might sleep in the car

One night in October

Heeey heeeey!