Hear that you went hoppin'
Went from bar to bar last night
Then you lost your lunch on Susie

And you started up a fight
You were dancin' on the tables
And rollin' 'round the floor

And when your glass was empty
You went stumblin' 'round for more
Then I heard that you denied it

Said "it couldn't have been me"

But rum and !@%!e, Colt 45

Is all the proof you'll need

Chorus:

Rum and !@%!e, no lyin'
Rum and !@%!e, not me
Rum and !@%!e, no denying

Rum and !@%!e

Well I heard you got your pistol

And went shootin' up the place
And you went up to the bouncer
And you got right in his face

"Saw you starin' at my girlfriend
And you better come straight with me"


'Cause rum and !@%!e, Colt 45
Is all the proof you need


Chorus

Well you better learn a lesson

Better listen to advice
'Cause you know I like my liquor
'Cause it makes me feel so nice

But your friends don't want to know you
What a lonely man you'll be


'Cause rum and !@%!e, Colt 45
Is all the proof you'll need


Rum and !@%!e, no lyin'
Rum and !@%!e, not me
Rum and !@%!e, no denying

Rum and !@%!e, rum and !@%!e
Rum and !@%!e, rum and !@%!e