Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real job

Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be there alot
And brother here's some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right ('Cause)

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'Cause grandpa's the local sherrif
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper
And daddy's got a shotgun


Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her

You ain't coming back
My nephew Red's a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been found
Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong

But bot take care of her 'cause if you don't

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Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister
Yeah she'll make a real good wife