You got a funny face
And a crooked smile
Oh you're a prince in some world

But not in mine
When I'm never gonna
Find you handsome like the

other girls do

You parade around

Sulking
It makes me wonder wonder
what you're really about


And all the girls go
Ooooooo

Ooooooo

And all the bedroom doors

A tradition of yours
Well the notches in your belt make your
pants tight

And all of your boys
Hanging around
I'll take the sloppy seconds or

Whatever man

Oh when you gonna start

Oh boy
I guess the drama can be
So cool


And all the girls go
Ooooooo

Ooooooo

And don't you think you

Might be happier