Verse 1
When you were young
You dressed homey

So you wore pants that were loose and too baggy
But now they're tight
So very tight

To put them on you have to pull with all your might
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you


We're worried you're becoming a girl more and more
Everyone else in the room can see it

Everyone else but you

Bridge

We don't know what rhymes with na-na-na-na
Maybe bananas and parmigiana
We wrote this song in just half an hour

'Cause we are the bestest brothers!

Chorus 2

Alex you're growing so fast now you're 21
We think you've turned out ok for the youngest son
But there's still one thing we'll say 'til this song is done

You don't know
Alex your pants are too tight


Alex your pants are so tight that we worry
That when you need to relieve it is hard to pee
And don't you know that tight pants harms fertility

Don't you know
Alex your pants are too tight


You're the best brother in history
Why you don't have a girlfriend is a mystery
But you can still live at home till you're thirty three

Everyone will know
You're the best bro in the world
Oh oh oh

You're the best bro in the world!
Oh oh oh
Alex your pants are too tight!