If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
Hit me


Got Mike
He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
So $#&@ critics you can kiss our whole $$#hole

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
They don't play out hits well we don't give a %#@! SO

All these mags try and use our $$#
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...$#&@ers
I don't know what you take us as

or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches ^!$$% we ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

Hit me

Everything you say to me

Takes me one step closer to the edge
And Im about to break
I need a little room to breathe

Cause Im one step closer to the edge
And Im about to..


The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother $#&@in law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or

Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"
Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low

Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"

"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of %#@! all my papers legit

"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my %#@!
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

Hit me

(Everything you say to me)

I got 99 Problems but a (*##$ ain't one
(And Im about to break)
(I need a little room to breathe)

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
(And Im about to break)
(Everything you say to me)

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one
(And Im about to break)
(I need a little room to breathe)

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one
(And Im about to…..BREAK)


shut up when I'm talking to you
shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up (blood is pouring)
shut up when I'm talking to you

shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up,(blood is pouring) shut up (blood is pouring)
SHUT UP….I'm about to BREAK


(Everything you say to me)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
(And Im about to break)
(I need a little room to breathe)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one

(And Im about to break)
(Everything you say to me)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ ain't one
(And Im about to break)
(I need a little room to breathe)

I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one
(And I'm about to break)
If your havin girl problems I feel bad for your son (Everything you say to me)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [takes me one step closer to the edge]
(And Im about to break)

(I need a little room to breathe)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [cause Im one step closer to the
edge]
(And Im about to break)
If youre havin girl problems I feel bad for your son (Everything you say to

me)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [takes me one step closer to the edge]
(And Im about to break)
(I need a little room to breathe)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [cause Im one step closer to the
edge]

(And Im about to break)
(Everything you say to me)
I got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [takes me one step closer to the edge]
(And Im about to…..BREAK!!)
Hit me

I really smashed it.. ha ha

Peace..