Chorus 1
I'm a cane, just hanging around
Tired of holding you up

Today, I tried hitching a ride
On a fanny bag on Gord's butt
Linda tried, to let Gord know

Of the hitchhiker he had
but laughing so hard, no words did she have


Verse 1
Well Gord, kept going on, with the Hitchhiker cane
Leaving the house onto

The porch with this wooden cane

Repeat Chorus 1


Verse 2
Well Linda, tried her best, to let her husband know

When gord turned the cane flew off
On the porch it was thrown
He then realized the distraction she seen

And my plan to ride was foiled
While Linda laughed on so hard
Her pants she almost soiled


Chorus 2
Well, I'm the Hitchhiker cane

Trying to hitch a ride, tired of holding you up
These walks, that we have tried
Have made me tired, I want to stop

I guess there must be a better way
Then hanging from Gord's butt
What a fool I have been, I'm feeling like a nut


Repeat Chorus 1
End

'Cause I'm a Hitchhiker Cane, yes that's who I am
Looking for a ride
Be careful, when coming near

For I may hitch to your side!!!