Oooooh oh dearie me,
My little brothers in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up because its nearly half past three,

He cant be bothered cus he's high on THC,
I ask him very nicely if he would like a cup of tea,
I cant even see him cus his room is soo smokey,

Don't understand how one can watch so T.V,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.


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I only say it cus I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair,

Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear mon frere.



Ooooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just cant sit back and watch you waste your life away,

You need to get a job cus the bills need to get payed
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie please use your brain,

Surly there are some walls out there that you can go and spray,
Im feeling guilty after leaving you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll laid

When all you do is stay in playing your computer games

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Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
Im trying to help you out so can you stop being a twatt

It's time you and I sat down and had a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap


I only say it cus I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair,
Now, now there's no need to swear,

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
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